ABOUT ME:

Graphic design is my passion. One of my favorite pastimes is hunting and gathering in my backyard. My neighbors hate me because the squirrel population is being depleted constantly. I have two crazy dumbass cats that I suspect might be gay. The police keep adding DWI's to my record and I can't get them to stop! Sometimes I wake up on the side of the road holding an unlabled bottle and can't remember anything from the past two weeks. :D

FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY NOT PERMITTED; I WILL IMMEDIATELY AND UNCONTROLLABLY DEFACATE.

WHAT DO I DO?

TSA sometimes stops me and gives me a cavity search because they recognize me from the news. I'm a world-renowned music producer that makes intricate, genre-defying and influential beats. I have to take care of these bitch ass cats that don't even pay rent. I work as a high school student, but I haven't gotten any paychecks for it. I'm a professional at video games if you weren't aware. I'm severely addicted to listening to music and it has caused me to get into 8 car crashes so far.

MY FAVORITE ARTISTS:

  • JPEGMAFIA / Devon Hendryx
  • Radiohead / The Smile
  • Death Grips
  • Björk
  • MF DOOM
  • Mac Miller
  • A Tribe Called Quest
  • Car Seat Headrest
  • Injury Reserve
  • Aphex Twin
  • YAYAYI
  • Tyler, The Creator
  • Danny Brown
  • My Bloody Valentine
  • Black Country, New Road
  • Little Simz