ABOUT ME:

Professional e-sports champion. 7x Grammy award-winning artist. Graphic design is my passion. ♥

One of my favorite hobbies is hunting and gathering in my backyard. My neighbors hate me because the local squirrel population is plummeting at an alarming rate. I have two crazy dumbass cats that I suspect might be gay. The police keep adding DUIs to my record and I can't get them to stop! Sometimes I wake up on the side of the road holding an unlabeled bottle without memory of any events occuring over the past two weeks.

FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY NOT PERMITTED; I WILL IMMEDIATELY AND UNCONTROLLABLY DEFACATE.

WHAT DO I DO?

Airport security sometimes stops me and gives me a cavity search because they recognize me from the news. I'm a world-renowned music producer that makes intricate, genre-defying and influential beats. I have to take care of dumbass cats that don't even pay rent. I work full-time as a high school student. I do my job, but my employer is refusing to hand over any of the money I'm owed. I'm severely addicted to listening to experimental rap music and it has caused me to get into six near-fatal car crashes so far.

MY FAVORITE ARTISTS:

• JPEGMAFIA / Devon Hendryx
• Radiohead / The Smile
• Death Grips
• billy woods
• Björk
• MF DOOM
• Mac Miller
• Kendrick Lamar
• Car Seat Headrest
• Injury Reserve
• Aphex Twin
• YAYAYI
• Tyler, The Creator
• Danny Brown
• My Bloody Valentine
• Black Country, New Road
• A Tribe Called Quest
• Little Simz